Comments on: Like I Really Needed a Test For Affirmation http://allthebestbits.net/like-i-really-needed-a-test-for-affirmation/ Tue, 22 Nov 2011 00:43:44 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1 By: alveldahttp://allthebestbits.net/like-i-really-needed-a-test-for-affirmation/comment-page-1/#comment-16 alvelda Thu, 07 Sep 2006 22:18:00 +0000 http://50.18.189.95/?p=56#comment-16 The honest truth is that there were only a few questions where I fell short. (B.T.W. It is a high-nerd quality to know how you did on a test before you even get the grade back.) <br /><br />1.) Do/did you take notes in more than one color? (I just never take notes, as I discovered I seldom ever needed to refer to them.)<br /><br />2.)What is the grossest thing in your room, right now?<br />a Nothing, it is clean<br />b Some dirty clothes<br />c Some old food<br />d Insect or rodents<br />e Dead insects and rodents<br /><br />and<br /><br />3.)Should you have biohazard or warning signs posted in your room?<br /><br />You will probably note that left to my own devices, I might actually have dead insects or rodents on my floor, and an appropriate bio-hazard warning in my office as a result. (very typical nerd afflictions through extreme focus on more interesting problems) <br /><br />But fortunately, I married this wonderful woman who has elevated my sense of personal cleanliness above the more typical extreme nerd level. <br /><br />So I proudly bear my 99th percentile score as a sign that I have matured socially thanks to her sterling influence. But other than those minor hygenic issues, I scored 100%. The honest truth is that there were only a few questions where I fell short. (B.T.W. It is a high-nerd quality to know how you did on a test before you even get the grade back.)

1.) Do/did you take notes in more than one color? (I just never take notes, as I discovered I seldom ever needed to refer to them.)

2.)What is the grossest thing in your room, right now?
a Nothing, it is clean
b Some dirty clothes
c Some old food
d Insect or rodents
e Dead insects and rodents

and

3.)Should you have biohazard or warning signs posted in your room?

You will probably note that left to my own devices, I might actually have dead insects or rodents on my floor, and an appropriate bio-hazard warning in my office as a result. (very typical nerd afflictions through extreme focus on more interesting problems)

But fortunately, I married this wonderful woman who has elevated my sense of personal cleanliness above the more typical extreme nerd level.

So I proudly bear my 99th percentile score as a sign that I have matured socially thanks to her sterling influence. But other than those minor hygenic issues, I scored 100%.

]]> By: Blogger's Liberal Wifehttp://allthebestbits.net/like-i-really-needed-a-test-for-affirmation/comment-page-1/#comment-12 Blogger's Liberal Wife Thu, 07 Sep 2006 20:53:00 +0000 http://50.18.189.95/?p=56#comment-12 You only got a 99? Where is your pride, boy? You'd better take that test again until you get a perfect score, plus extra credit. (Imagine sharing your shame with the whole world like this and dragging my name and that of my children along with you!) You only got a 99? Where is your pride, boy? You’d better take that test again until you get a perfect score, plus extra credit. (Imagine sharing your shame with the whole world like this and dragging my name and that of my children along with you!)

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